Crew:
Kent
This is the creator and founder. It's recommended that you keep exposure to a minimum as he radiates levels of awesome that have been shown to cause cancer in test animals as large as elephants.
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Quote: "Someday, I too hope to transcend the barrier that is relevance." ~ Kent
Mike
Mike has been part of this organization since before it was an organization... This man is the actual stuffer of "Sun Chips" that gave the site its name. He is also the angriest person you've ever heard of.
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Quote: "At least our pranks have porpoise (trans. purpose) to them." ~ Mike
Sarah
One of the original, and, I'm sure, reoccurring victims.
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Quote: "How come you guys never quote me?" ~ Sarah
Mike2
Mike 2, or "blue-haired Mike" lived near Mike for a year. For that year he was the only one of the three of us with a car.
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Quote: "You can't be throw'n up on a man's deck." ~ Mike2
Rick
Rick, a former art student and roomate of Kent, has been part of many of the adventures that have taken place since Scitb was launched. Rick is also Kent's business partner for BaltimoreBarCrawl.com
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Mark
Mark was an engeneering major in college. He has since sold his soul to exxon and now clubs baby seals for a living. In his spare time he enjoys clubbing adult seals.
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Quote: "I figured it out; REDRUM is murder backwards. I win; you all lose!" ~ Mark
Jason
Once dubbed "The Ugly One" for his beard, he is now clean-shaven (not pictured). This man brews some damn fine beer.
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Quote: "OE is the champagne of forties." ~ Jason
Rob
A ninja (it should be noted that this is a drawing of what we think he looks like as he is too quick for film to capture him)
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Quote: "Bust a Uie." ~ Rob (Over and over again while the car was traveling in the right direction.)
Tim
A good ol' boy from back in the highschool days. Another theater slave, he found his goals were similar if not the same as this group's. Now, he's up and joined the army: Godspeed
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Quote: "Wake me up when you wanna start drinking." ~ Tim
Bob
Once Kent's boss, Bob has proven himself time and time again to be a quality actor with a huge range. "Abusive Spouse" and "The Retard" are just two quality roles where he shines.
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Quote: "So back to the story about Hitler" -Bob
Kenny
Another good man from back in high school. Um I don't really know what he's doing now.
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Jessie
An English major. Somehow she's ended up as Kent's Co-worker
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Quote: "I'd volunteer if it paid well" ~Jessie
James
A music major and the newest member of the team, he has earned the nickname "Rabbit." You can catch him most nights at Howl at the Moon where he plays piano.
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Joe
I don't reccomend getting in a prank war with Joe. I don't reccomend getting in a prank war with any of the rest of us ether... but things really escalated quickly.
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Quote: "I'm not Prophetic you're prophetic!" ~Joe