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Death By GPS
All GPS should come with a feature. When you search for a KFC, it should prompt the question: Are you aware you’re in inner city Baltimore? If you answer yes, it should follow up with the question: Are you sure you’d like to visit a KFC here? If you select no, the GPS should help you select another place to dine. With an answer of yes, the GPS shouldn’t actually give you directions to the nearest KFC; it should connect you to a suicide hotline counselor who convinces you that your life is worth living. My... Continue